The Misintroduction
Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

I will NEVER stop reblogging this.

I will NEVER stop reblogging this.

I am.

I am the pole at the strip club. 

I am the knob to the bathroom. 

I am the mouse in the dumpster.

I am the dirt’s filth. 

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Spending a little. 

Time in the bubble.

Beat your Meat!!!

For a very tender steak. 

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
The Doctor

Where is the Doctor?

Im in need of escaping this world. 

Facts

Fuck that. 

Two grams of puff that. 

Would kill your chance to get that. 

Fact.

Is it really me or does this pool seem angry?

Is it me or do I let this fucking pool drain me?

Fact check.

Im drowning in this pool. Life boat save me. 

Im dead on arrival. This is bullshit. 

Could I have survived? Maybe.